2 G.Floor

Congratulations: a shiny, brand-new 3-bedroom, 2-bath bungalow — everything looks flawless until you move in and discover the charming little surprises new builds are famous for. Three bedrooms: one for sleeping, one for pretending you’ll finally have a home office, and one to become the graveyard for boxes and IKEA rejects. Two bathrooms: because the designer clearly enjoys scheduling arguments over hot water. Open-plan living means you can host brunch and force everyone to admire your dirty dishes without shame. Walls are new and therefore impressively thin — perfect if you enjoy late-night neighbor serenades or shouting matches you can’t quite hear. Natural light, on the condition that the sun decides to cooperate; otherwise, it’s mood lighting (read: fluorescent). You’ll also get that intoxicating new-build perfume of paint and optimism, plus the inevitable punch-list of tiny build quirks that are fun to point out at housewarmings. Priced at €258,900, it’s ideal if you want something modern, affordable, and honest about offering you style with a side of minor, ongoing inconvenience.